The Rear End Authority

From TheAgency

Overview[edit]

Concept Logo for REA Certification
Concept Logo for REA Certification

The Rear End Authority is an idea born of Luther Sault while working on one of his erotica projects. This idea is heavily influenced not only by erotica, but specifically the love of posterior regions of the female anatomy. And all the forms of enjoyment one might have in that.

What is considered a "great" ass?[edit]

This question is up there with are we alone in the universe. The answer? A subjective one. As this project seeks to establish the framework for this question, it is up to Sault/The Agency to establish what we believe makes a great ass.

The following are categories of features that describe an ass.

  • size / ratio
  • shape
  • natural / doctor assisted
  • skin tone & blemishes
  • nude / covered
  • feel

At some point, the Agency will use these criteria to establish the methods for a REA Certification.

REA Certification[edit]

Once the variables and system for developing REA Profiles, the next step in our policy is to deliver an REA Certification. This certification quickly describes the context in which the Agency has certified a specified ass as belonging to a specific woman.

Authority Goals[edit]

Daisey Dukes - Portrait

There are several goals of the authority. The first being the development of a "certificate" that would validate specific aspects of an ass.

Example: we might decide to approach a strip club or another adult entertainment venue with the concept of being an advanced promotional tool. Using the "certification" as a way to provide a "credential" for those who would enjoy the exclusivity of such a practice.

The goal of this project is ultimately about bringing the best of all the aspects of content creation and story telling. Doing this in an entertaining way.

Rankings[edit]

Rankings are admittedly a subjective thing. Things like tastes of the viewer, ability of the woman, shape of the ass, poses chosen all play a part in the deciding of "ranking".


Categories[edit]

The categories chosen for REA contests and certifications will be overhauled yearly to remain fresh and evolve along with the changing desires.

Contests[edit]

Endgame[edit]

The Agencies endgame for REA is a quarterly magazine-like publication that catalogs the results of that years REA contests and rankings. This magazine will primarily be for men. Primarily heterosexual men who enjoy content that highlights the bottom parts of female anatomy.